A situation has arisen with my Charlie Sheen “WINNING!” bumper stickers I do in a font surprisingly familiar to most of us. Unforeseeable “printing errors” led to a misspelling, so I will be liquidating stock… as soon as I know how many of these “errors” will occur, and in which colors.

There have also been reports of a tornado striking the central printing offices of the USGS, and self-adhesive notation devices used to denote the exact centralized location of earthquakes have been seen falling from the sky… strangely in pairs.

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